Jokes

4 Sons

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

Ellie!!

my BEST calculator! :D
Lame xgune die. Hmmm.. tggu tyme U nntla. Confirm2 pkai slalu. Heh..

Meet my Annoying Orange :D

The one that....

will do things I told her not to do (most of it),

gaves me millions of annoying messages,

doodle up on a piece of paper then paste it on my desk. Aiya, youuuu!!! ,

called me G. ggrrrhhh! You're T btw. ;p

threw my baby, repty away. ;'( What a bad papa.

fill my facebook wall with annoying text. aahhhhaaaa. ,

always be my pucca! want some more??? :D,

my happy-loser partner. remember the dustbin..eerrkkkk? ,

my CHAAAAA victims ;) ,

my swimming friend (anak katak..hihi),

my green house friend (no more kawad!!),

my 'not so call' jawi teacher. She makes me spell something unacceptable!,
I fought with just to compete who had the most jokes. hahaha. neither you nor mine were selected.,

we had create thousands of agreement with just to agreed on something. well, at least I won. ,

will gives me a lot of dutch lady strawberry just because she lost on the agreement. hehehe.. I like! ,

gaves my Ellie(calculator) a partner. Gosh, she misses Sharon so much!,

are my 'right neighbour'(even closer) from january-october 2011. Just imagine how annoying is that.

And the one that always make my day at school :)

Thank you love <3

her name is Yasmin binti Jamal :)

 nice having you around ;)

TIME TO UPDATE!

It's been awhile since I've updated this blog. Last year seem quite a busy year because I had SPM. Don't know what other candidates might say but to me, it's kinda tough. Mmmm, hope everything when well. Do pray for me. :)

So now, let's get updated!!!! :DDD

Easy and Difficult :)

Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them

Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise

Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn form them

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking of it and put it into action

Easy is to think of bad of others
Difficult is to give them th benefit of the doubts

Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fulfill that dream

A Quick preparation list for the month of Ramadan

Ramadan is the month of excitement for Muslims. Ramadan is the month of revelation of Quran, the month of reading and reciting the whole Quran, the month of Tahajjud and Qiyam al-layl prayers, Sadaqah, Zakah al-Fitr and Zakah al-Mal. Ramadan is also a month of social activities among Muslims.

No one can go anywhere without preparation, and no one invites a guest without preparing to welcome him / her. Similarly, to welcome Ramadan, the month of fasting, one has to prepare. The following are some tips to help the reader prepare accordingly:

1. Start reading Quran daily after Salat al-Fajr.
2. Spend some time listening to recitations from the Quran.
3. Train yourself to go bed early so that you can wake up far Salat al-Fajr.
4. Keep yourself in a state of Wudu (Ablution) most of the time.
5. Evaluate yourself daily before going bed.
6. Thank Allah for good deeds, and repent to Him for your mistakes and sins.
7. Start giving Sadaqah daily, no matter how little. Make it a habit like eating and drinking.
8. Find time to pray extras, such as Tahajjud prayers.
9. Spend more time reading Islamic books, especially the Quran, Sirah, Hadith, and Fiqh.
10. Find time to help others with your wisdom, knowledge and other talents.
11. Try to write articles on Islam for Muslims as well as for non-Muslims.
12. Associate with Muslim scholars / ulama and other pious people so that you may learn from them.
13. Train yourself to do good, render free service to others to seek the pleasure of Allah.

R ead in abudndance the Holy Quran
A bstain from food, drink and cohabitation
M aintain your nightly trips to Masjid for Taraweeh
A bsolve yourself from Hellfire through seeking forgiveness
D eeds of good, never too many to have
A ttempt to find and utilise the Night of Power in the odd nights of the last 10
N ever return to the sins you have turned your back on in this month.

Happy Ramadhan :)

Test 2

Doctor a day :)

- Blood Pressure

- Blood Type

- Body Mass Index (BMI)

- Vision and Color Blind Test ^_^

Camp Ibadah - Program Remaja Superb

Masjid Putrajaya (a.k.a Masjid Besi :] )

Break-Lunch

 Kuiz Ibadah won by group 1

debate competition

tittle "keruntuhan akhlaq remaja"

 representative from each group

topic:
-love
-in love
talk by...

Other activities:
-explorace
-cultural night
-discussion with facilitator
-cruise.

Bedtime Stories ;)

Bill's New Job

  Once upon a time there was a very nice man named Bill. He worked in an office, but found his job very tiresome. "Oh dear!" sighed Bill, at the end of a very long dull week, " I really must look for another job, one a bit more exciting!" So, that very day, he put away his pens, said goodbye to everyone in the office and left.

  "What job shall I do now?" Bill asked himself, as he walked home. " Shall I be a farmer, or a barker, or a bus driver, or a bricklayer?" Bill wondered if he needs special training for these jobs. Suddenly, he thought of a marvelous idea, "I'll be a burglar! that's sure to be different!" So that day, Bill went to the library and took out a book called How To Be A Successful Burglar. 'You will need soft shoes to walk on tiptoe, a mask to disguise your face, a powerful torch to use on pitch-black nights, a rope ladder to climb in and out of tall buildings...' the book said '...and a big sack to carry the loot.' "Oh dear me," gasped Bill. "I hate heights and I'm afraid of the dark but I do want to be a burglar." He thought for a while, "I know I'll go out in the daytime!"

  The very next morning, Bill took some money out of his bank account and bought all the things he needed to be a real burglar. The afternoon was bright and sunny. "What a lovely day for my very first burglary," said Bill, so straight away he set off down the road with his mask on his face and a huge sack slung over his shoulder. As Bill walked through the town, people came out of the banks and shops to say hello to their friend as passed by. " How can I be a burglar with this crowd behind me?" said Bill, rather surprised. At last, they reached the town hall and the Mayor himself came out to greet Bill. "What a wonderful costume!" laughed the Mayor as he handed Bill an enormous silver cup. "You have just won first prize in this afternoon's fancy dress competition! Well done!" Everyone cheered, but Bill looked a bit glum. "I'll never make a burglar!" he sighed. "Everyone has recognised ma and now I don't have a job!"

  Poor Bill took off his burglar's mask and sat down on the steps of the town hall. "Would you like a job working for me?" asked the Mayor, who saw how downhearted Bill looked. "I need someone to drive my long black car and look after my golden regalia!" Bill agreed at once. He put on his brand new chauffeur's uniform and while no-one was looking, threw the burglar's outfit into the nearest dustbin!

Should men and women be equal?

What do you think? hmmmmm.... let's discuss.

  If we take any society in the past we see that men have always dominated the world with the women playing secondary roles. It is only recently that women have seized for themselves some equality. In most countries around the world, we see women in the same positions as men. The traditional, submissive roles of women as wives and mothers is being challenged. Women are claiming equality with men. Should this be?

  At first time it seems that this is as it should be. However, we do see that men and women are different- at least physically. It would be a sad day to see women being introduced in large numbers in the battle fields as soldiers. If they do this and refuse to be mothers, then the world will be a mess. The reason is that someone has to be at home and do all the important task of looking after children. All over the world today, we see that more and more young people are turning to crime and drugs. Is it a coincidence that this is happening at the same time as women getting away from their traditional roles of mothers and wives?

  I believe that both sexes should be equal with regard to rights. For example, women should be entitled to education, to vote and to hold important appointments. However all this should never be at the expense of the home. We must never have a situation that women and men are in the same place, competing while no one is minding the home. That will bring about the destruction of the world.

  Men and women are certainly equal but in the role of fathers and mothers, though we do recognize that both are equally important, men and women have different roles. Each is not able to replace the other. In this there should not be any competition.

Joke of the day: Poor old man

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married with twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then me make love" The policeman look at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be cry, you suppose to be the happiest man in the world". So the man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I lived".

NEW CLASSMATE

they were nice :)

The class named 4 farabi(science class) which consists of 29 students with a very neat in terms of consumption and also known as Papa Kamar is our class teacher. Sufi the class monitor is a responsible guy and Liyana, the assistant monitor is the best in English subject. Not just that, she's good in every subject. Salsabila, the most optimum student in PMR of 2009 with the result of 9a's. She also were the best student in Arabic for our bagde. Afzan is the maths genius. The one and only Chinese girl in the class is Azureen. We too have Myanmar friends in our class that is Faris Luqman and Farah Athikah. Faris, he can play tennis.  Farah loves to do chipmunks voice. Zati is the most loving girl in the class. She cares about almost all the things. The two guys who loves to play guitar in the class are Tengku and Aideal. And Ameer, he's the guy who was older than me by one day. These three guys usually spend their time together just like the three musketeers. Fatin Liyana can play piano and she's really talented in it. And her cousin is Haris. Fizzy is my twins in the school. She loves to draw and also have a lot of Cecelia Ahern's books collection. Azfar use to score in Biology subject. Najwa is the girl who sits besides me. Azim and Afique use to be my  friends in adni before. Farhana the cute girl. Fadzly is the photographer. The tallest girl in the class is Alma. Asad can also play guitar. Hajar is the most pamper girl. She likes to drink dutch lady. Nisa and Tykah are bestfriends and they look like twins too. Zahid looks more like a great leader. Hakimin are pro in most of the Islamic things and last but not least, Dhiya the guy who likes to make a girl scream voice.

Holiday

Holiday means another day spending time at home and help mom with the housework.

• cleaning the kitchen
• tidy up the house
• hang the clothes
• plait the clothes
• decorating the house
• wash the dishes
• ETC. =(      ;p
  

Happy Teachers' Day !!

Thank You Teacher Thank you, skillful teacher,For teaching me to beA stronger, smarter person,Academically.Thank you, favorite teacherFor acting like a friend,And taking time to show me, Lessons hard to comprehend.Thank you for caringAnd lots of other stuff,For all the things you gave me,I can't thank you enough.Love you <3